ELLEBEAU JONES · RAIL DIRECTOR OF MERCHANDISE
Sincerely
Cynical.
A LINE OF HER OWN.
“DON’T BE A BORE…
HEAD TO THE STORE!”
Reserved. Competent. Unimpressed.
Civic opinions. Heavy metal baseball.
HONEST ABE joins TOUR 1984 and BLONO IS BLAND.
Sincerely
SINCERELY CYNICAL · DESIGN FILE
A local verdict.
THE APPROVED ARTWORK · BLONO IS BLAND
THE FIRST RULING
BLONO
is bland.
A deadpan Bloomington-Normal verdict in black, cream and red. The vintage ballplayer wears BLONO across his jersey. The small railbaseball.com line sits beneath the design.
Ellebeau’s own line begins with a Bloomington-Normal opinion, printed for anyone who wants to wear it.
Get the Sincerely Cynical tee ↗REAL MERCHANDISE
Wear the opinion.
Honest Abe now takes the field in a black full-zip hoodie, sizes S–5XL, from $29.43. Shop all five current releases: the Honest Abe hoodie and ringer, Tour 1984 Thrash, Heavy Rail ’84 Heavyweight, and the original BLONO IS BLAND. The ringer is heather gray with black trim, sizes S–3XL, from $19.50.
Open the collection ↗SINCERELY CYNICAL · HONEST ABE ZIP HOODIE
Honest Abe “F*** Afraid” Full-Zip Hoodie
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SINCERELY CYNICAL · HONEST ABE RINGER
The Honest Abe “F*** Afraid” Ringer Tee
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1984 THRASH · STANDARD TEE
RAIL — Tour 1984 Thrash Tee
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1984 THRASH · HEAVYWEIGHT TEE
RAIL — Heavy Rail ’84 Heavyweight Tee
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ELLEBEAU JONES · SINCERELY CYNICAL LINE
BLONO IS BLAND — ELLEBEAU’S SINCERELY CYNICAL TEE
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Prices in USD. Current sizes, colors, final prices and shipping are confirmed in the official team store.
LEAGUE MERCHANDISE AUTHORITY
The person behind the line.
THE DIRECTOR HAS REVIEWED THE INVENTORY
Ellebeau
Jones.
Jones controls the league catalog, club collections and the movement of officially authorized goods. She is reserved, direct and professionally competent; a sales meeting with her tends to feel less like a pitch than a final determination.
Worn RAIL clothes. Tousled dark hair. A red baseball-stitching tattoo at her neck. An Al Capone cigarillo close at hand.
Her own line is Sincerely Cynical. The first ruling is BLONO IS BLAND.
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