RAILREAL AMERICA INDEPENDENT LEAGUEReal Merch for Fictional BaseballRAIL LEAGUE STORE
The league has finally accomplished something measurable. Every currently published Fourthwall product is filed below.
THE DIRECTOR HAS REVIEWED THE INVENTORY
Jones runs Shop RAIL with quiet authority, hard inventory numbers and no patience for decorative meetings. Every authorized league and club item below falls under her desk.
Her own line is called Sincerely Cynical. The first ruling is simple: BLONO IS BLAND.
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ELLEBEAU JONES · OFFICIAL LINE
She calls it merchandise. Bloomington-Normal may call it a personal attack. Either way, it is now available through the official RAIL store.
SINCERELY CYNICAL · HONEST ABE ZIP HOODIE
The President has taken the field. His security detail has concerns. Black full-zip hoodie with the official RAIL crest on the front and Honest Abe #16 against Illinois storm clouds on the back. Black, S–5XL.
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SINCERELY CYNICAL · HONEST ABE RINGER
The league has located the President’s bat. Abe in RAIL gear, a handwritten bat-knob message, and railbaseball.com tattooed across his forearm. Heather gray with black rings; sizes S–3XL.
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1984 THRASH · STANDARD TEE
Four letters. Nine innings. No survivors. Undead Lincoln, barbed-wire bats and a battered baseball in distressed bone, blood red and tarnished gold.
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1984 THRASH · HEAVYWEIGHT TEE
Heavy riffs. Heavy rail. Heavyweight cotton. The Tour 1984 artwork on a substantial heavyweight black tee.
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ELLEBEAU JONES · SINCERELY CYNICAL LINE
Ellebeau’s first sincerely cynical ruling: a deadpan Bloomington-Normal verdict in black, cream and red, with BLONO across his jersey and railbaseball.com beneath.
BUY ON FOURTHWALL →OFFICIAL ADHESIVE IDENTIFICATION
Your allegiance. Available in a smaller format.
OFFICIAL ISSUE · ITEM 001FEATURED PRODUCT
The official shirt of the Real America Independent League — the Official Baseball League of Abraham Lincoln.
BUY THE OFFICIAL LEAGUE TEE →PEPPER · MADE TO ORDER · FULFILLED BY FOURTHWALLOPERATING & FORTHCOMING CLUBS
Every operating club has an official collection page. Green Bay Sucks merchandise is available now, ahead of the club’s forthcoming Eastern Conference debut.
HEADWEAR · APPAREL · LEAGUE ISSUE
SINCERELY CYNICAL · HONEST ABE ZIP HOODIE
The President has taken the field. His security detail has concerns. Black full-zip hoodie with the official RAIL crest on the front and Honest Abe #16 against Illinois storm clouds on the back. Black, S–5XL.
BUY ON FOURTHWALL →SINCERELY CYNICAL · HONEST ABE RINGER
The league has located the President’s bat. Abe in RAIL gear, a handwritten bat-knob message, and railbaseball.com tattooed across his forearm. Heather gray with black rings; sizes S–3XL.
BUY ON FOURTHWALL →1984 THRASH · STANDARD TEE
Four letters. Nine innings. No survivors. Undead Lincoln, barbed-wire bats and a battered baseball in distressed bone, blood red and tarnished gold.
BUY ON FOURTHWALL →1984 THRASH · HEAVYWEIGHT TEE
Heavy riffs. Heavy rail. Heavyweight cotton. The Tour 1984 artwork on a substantial heavyweight black tee.
BUY ON FOURTHWALL →ELLEBEAU JONES · SINCERELY CYNICAL LINE
Ellebeau’s first sincerely cynical ruling: a deadpan Bloomington-Normal verdict in black, cream and red, with BLONO across his jersey and railbaseball.com beneath.
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GREEN BAY, VIRGINIA · NAVY LONG SLEEVE
A classic baseball look with a questionable mascot. Cream and orange graphics on navy, crossed bats, and the cheddar-sucking toilet-paper roll. We didn’t even know there was another Green Bay.
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GREEN BAY, VIRGINIA · RINGER TEE
Cream and navy, crossed bats, and the cranky toilet-paper-and-cheddar mascot. We didn’t even know there was another Green Bay.
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GREEN BAY, VIRGINIA · NAVY HOODIE
Cold weather. Loud opinions. Navy, orange and cream team-store style for the forthcoming Eastern Conference club.
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GREEN BAY, VIRGINIA · NAVY BEANIE
Keep your head warm and your position clear. Embroidered team lettering and the toilet-paper-and-cheddar mascot.
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GREEN BAY, VIRGINIA · 11 OZ MUG
Start your morning with a strong statement. The club’s toilet-paper-and-cheddar mascot on a white clubhouse mug.
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EL PASO · UNIT 321 · GOLD CAP
Rhett's caution-yellow truck face, Unit 321 and the three light-blue chevrons on an embroidered gold cap.
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EL PASO · UNIT 321 · BLACK CAP
Rhett's caution-yellow truck face, Unit 321 and the three light-blue chevrons on an embroidered black cap.
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EL PASO · UNIT 321 · HOODIE
Cold-weather roadwork for Unit 321. Profits support the maintenance and upkeep of Rhett, who ain’t cheap!
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EL PASO · UNIT 321 · RINGER TEE
The roads don’t maintain themselves—and neither does Rhett. Profits support the maintenance and upkeep of Unit 321, who ain’t cheap!
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BLOOMINGTON · CLUB ISSUE · BEANIE
The Reaper, dressed for an Illinois winter and still carrying the scythe.
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BLOOMINGTON · CLUB ISSUE · BEANIE
League-approved cold-weather equipment in Soy Beers red.
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LINCOLN · CLUB ISSUE · BEANIE
Roadside Royalty for temperatures below truck-stop parking-lot standard.
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BLOOMINGTON · ROAD ISSUE · CAP
The official road-game lid for wherever the Reaper gets sent next.
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BLOOMINGTON · HOME ISSUE · CAP
Home colors for a club still waiting on a fully approved schedule.
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LINCOLN · HOME ISSUE · CAP
The official home cap of the Lot Lizards and their roadside jurisdiction.
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LINCOLN · CLUB ISSUE · HOODIE
Roadside Royalty for colder nights behind the truck stop in Lincoln, just off I-55.
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WASHINGTON · EXPANSION CLUB 01 · TEE
Jimmy Meathead in vintage navy, brick red and aged cream. Skin is temporary. Team loyalty is forever.
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LINCOLN · CLUB ISSUE · TEE
Behind the truck stop in Lincoln, just off I-55—where the lights stay on and Roadside Royalty rules the night.
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BLOOMINGTON · CLUB ISSUE · TEE
Baseball-seamed scythe. Beer stein. Soybeans. Poor judgment.
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BLOOMINGTON · CLUB ISSUE · HOODIE
The same officially sanctioned bad judgment, now with sleeves and a hood.
BUY ON FOURTHWALL →OFFICIAL ISSUE · ITEM 001
The official shirt of the Real America Independent League — the Official Baseball League of Abraham Lincoln.
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